3am Lyrics
CD: Eminem - Relapse
Producer: Dr Dre
Last Edited: 15 Jul 2009
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[ Intro ]
There is no escaping
There's no place to hide
You scream "someone save me"
But they don't pay no mind
[ Verse 1 ]
Your walking down a horror corridor
It's almost 4 in the morning and your in a.....nightmare its horrible
Right there's the coroner, waiting for ya to turn the corner so he can corner ya
Your a goner hes onto ya, out the corner of his cornea, he just saw ya run.
All ya want is to rest cause you cant run anymore your done.
All he wants is to kill you in front of an audience
While everybody is watching in the party applauding it
Here I sit while im caught up in deep thought again, contemplating my next plot again
Swallowing a Klonopin while I'm nodding in and out on the ottoman at the Ramada inn, holding onto the pill bottle then
Lick my finger and swirl it around the bottom and make sure I got all of it.
Wake up naked at McDonalds with blood all over me, dead bodies behind the counter shit.
Guess I must have just blacked out again, not again.
[ Chorus ]
It's 3am in the morning, put my key in the door and, bodies laying out all over the floor and,
I don't remember how they got there, but I guess I must have killed them, killed them
[ Verse 2 ]
Sitting nude in my living room, its almost noon
I wonder whats on the tube, maybe they'll show some boobs
Surfing every channel until I find Hannah Montana than I reach for the aloe and lanolin
Bust all over the wall panel and dismantling every candle on top of the fireplace mantle
Grab my flannel and my bandanna than kiss the naked mannequin man again
You can see him standing in my front window if you look in
I'm just a hooligan who's used to using hallucinogens, causing illusions again
Brain contusions again, cutting and bruising the skin; razors, scissors, and pens; Jesus when does it end
Mazes that I go through, gazed and I'm so confused, days that I don't know who, gave these molecules too
Me, what am I gon' do. Hey! the prodigal son. The diabolical one, very methodical when I slaughter them
[ Chorus ]
[ Bridge ] x2
She puts the Lotion in the bucket
It puts the lotion on the skin
Or else it gets the hose again
[ Verse 3 ]
I cut and I slash, slice, and gash, last night was a blast!
I can't quite remember when I had that much fun off of a half pint of the Jack
My last VIC and a half A flashlight up Kim Kardashian's Ass.
I remember the first time I dismembered a family member
December I think it was I was having drinks with my cousin
And I wrapped him in Christmas lights, pushed him into the stinking tub
Cut him up into pieces and just when I went to drink his blood
I thought I outta drink his bath water that outta be fun
That's when my days of serial murder manslaughter begun
The sight of blood excites me that might be an artery son
Your blood covered: And screams, this don't seem to bother me none
It's 3am and here I come so you should probably run
A secret passage way around here man there's got to be one
Oh no there's probably none, he can scream all that he wants....top of his lungs
But there ain't no stopping me from chopping him up
[ Chorus ]
My Mom Lyrics
CD: Eminem - Relapse
Producer: Dr Dre
Last Edited: 15 Jul 2009
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[ Chorus ]
My mom love valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am because I'm like her
Because My mom love valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm My Mom
[ Verse 1 ]
My mom, my mom, I know your probably tired of hearing bout my mom, Oooh whooa
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
And how I become hooked on valium
Valium was in everything, food that I ate
The water that I drank, ****** peas in my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak
So everyday I'd have at least three stomach aches
Now tell me, what kind of mother would want to see her
Son to grow up to be an under-afuckin-chiever
My teacher didn't think I was gunna be nothin either
"What the **** you stickin gum up under the ****** seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffin ether, "
"Either that or the motherfuckers been puffin' reefer"
But all this huffin and puffin wasn't what it was either, it was neither
I was buzzin but it wasn't what she thought
Pee in teacup? Bitch you ain't my keeper I'm sleepin
What the **** you keep on ******' with me for
Slut you need to leave me the **** alone, I ain't playin
Go find you a white crayon and color a ******' zebra
[ Chorus ]
[ Verse 2 ]
Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner
"You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints did I?
Now heres a plate full of pain killers, now just wait till I crush the valium
And put it in your potatoes, you little motherfucker
I'll make you sit there and make that retarded ****** face Without even tastin it
You better lick ******' plate you ain't wastin' it, put your face in it
For I throw you in the basement again, and I ain't givin' in
Your gonna just sit there in one ****** place spin again
Till next Thanksgiving and if you still ain't finished
Then I'll use the same shit again, then When I make spinach dip
It'll placed in the shit
You little shit Wanna sit there and play innocent
A rack filler hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it
Child support? Your father he ain't sent the shit
And so what if he did? It's none of your dang business kid"
[ Bridge ]
My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom
I know I should let bigons be bigons
But shes the reason why I am high what I'm high on
[ Chorus ]
[ Bridge 2 ]
My mom love valium now while I am
There's a party animal, I am what I am
But I'm strong to the finish with me valium spinach
But my buzz only last about two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it without chewin' it
I can't even write a rhyme without doin' it
My valium, My valiiiuuuuum
[ Verse 3 ]
Man I never thought I could never be a drug addict
Nah **** that, I can't have it happen to me
But that actually what has ended up happenin'
A tradegy, of ****** passin it up, catchin' me
And it's probably where I got aquanted with the taste, ain't it
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb mom, beautiful
She killed a ****** dog with the medicine she done fed it
Feed a ****** asprin and say that it has a headache
"Here want a snack, you hungry you ****** brat? "
"Look at that, it's a xanax, take it and take a nap, eat it! "
But you need it "well **** it, then break it up"
"Take a little piece then beat it, before you wake Nathan up"
Alright ma, you win, I don't feel like arguin'
I'll do it, pop it gobble it, and start wobblin'
Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, tripped and I fall in bed
With a bottle of Meds, and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
[ Chorus ]
Insane Lyrics
CD: Eminem - Relapse
Producer: Dr Dre
Last Edited: 15 Jul 2009
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[ Verse 1 ]
I was born with a **** in my brain
Yea fucked in the head
My step-father said that i sucked in the bed
'til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back i want my **** sucked in the shed
"can't we just play with teddy ruxpin instead?"
After I **** you in the butt get some head
Bust a nut get some rest
The next day my mother said "i don't know what the ****'s up with this kid"
The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead
Jeffrey don't let that ****** get you upset
Go in there stick a ****** cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's faking it
I bet you i'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this of course unless you object
Ah go **** his brains out if any is left in his head
[ Chorus ] x2
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know i've completely lost it
Is he nuts? no he's insane
[ verse 2 ]
You get it? no I just tried to bite my face off
I just got ******* chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw bit the ******* blades off
Ate the blades stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop
Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherfucker's got nuts like king kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants he took every ******* thing off
Everything except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? yea maniac that shady dog
Man that motherfucker gangsta ain't he dog?
Shady dog what be going through that ******* brain of yours?
Say no more what the **** you waiting for? sing along.
[ Chorus ] x2
[ Verse 3 ]
Don't you know what felch means?
Well then tell me would you rather get felched or do the felching?
**** 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp belch and go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm saying man? can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me
**** a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping
Shady what the **** you saying? i don't know help me!
What the ****'s happening? i think i'm ******* melting!
Marshall i just love you boy i care about your well-being
No dad i said no i don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy i can do it by myself see
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me a movie like nightmare on elm street
But it was X and they called it pubic hair on chelsey
Well this is called ass-rape and we should do the jail scene
[ Chorus ] x2
Bagpipes from Baghdad Lyrics
CD: Eminem - Relapse
Producer: Dr Dre
Last Edited: 18 Jul 2009
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[ Intro ]
Aaahhhh, Oh it's music to my ears, oh man
How can I describe the way I feel? ******* great man
Ok, let me see, how can I begin?
[ Verse 1 ]
Locked in Mariah's wine cellar all I had for lunch
Was red wine, more red wine and captain crunch
Red wine for breakfast and for brunch
And to soak it up an in-between snack crackers to munch
Mariah what ever happened to us?
Why did we have to break up?
All I asked for was a glass of punch
You see I never really asked for much I can't imagine what's
Goin through your mind after such
A nasty break-up with that Latin hunk
Louis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the **** up
I'm not playin’ I want her back you punk
This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk
Mixed with Egyptian with the little rappin punk
Zappin Eric Clapton Shaq brings out da crunk
And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya
You can beat me with any spatula that you want
I mean I really want ya bad ya cunt
Nick you had your fun
I've come to kick ya in your sack of junk
Man I could use a fresh batch of blood
So prepare your vernacular for Dracular acupuncture
[ Chorus ]
Bagpipes from baghdad
When will it ever cease
For Pete's sakes she's crazy to say the least
Bagpipes from baghdad
What's goin through my mind
Half the time when I rhyme we're blowin up like
Bagpipes from baghdad
Someone turn the vacancy sign on
Cause i'm gone, blowing up like
Bagpipes from baghdad
I run the streets and mack
Like a madman holdin a glad bag
[ Verse 2 ]
You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture
I'm the miracle whip, a trickster
My sig-nature sound when a tube of lipstick's around
I'm bound to put it on in an instant wow man
What an ensemble, what an assortment of PHARMA-
Ceuticals this beautiful pill does to my palma
Cuticles get residue just from touchin the bottle
Never knew I could remind me so much of my momma
I'll cut ya like Dahmer, pull the butcher knife on ya
The size of a sword boy i'm like the ****** ruts on ya
Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowin ya Norman
Your so ****** annoyin, drop the shovel boy
You don't know what the **** your doin
I ain't playin no ****** more
Nick Cannon you prick I wish you luck with the ****** whore
Every minute there's a sucker born, snuck up on
Maliki made the motherfucker suck on a shuck of corn
Shuck of, shucka corn, shucka corn
Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and tell em it's ****** on
Man what the **** are ya doin
You're runnin over the snowblower with the lawnmower
Blowin your bagpipes from baghdad
[ Chorus ]
[ Verse 3 ]
In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they become heterosexual
Nothing will stop me from molestin’ you
Titty-fuckin’ you til’ your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles
Is what they said to the two conjoined twins
How's it going girlfriends, you need a boyfriend
You need some ointment, just set up an appointment
Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip
I just got my one-year sobriety coin chip
When the bad get goin, how bad does the going get
Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbin groins wit
Each other especially when you're joined at the hip
I'm going to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit
An attempt to separate 'em and stitch 'em back at the loin shit
Lure the little boy with the chocolate chips ahoy! chip-
Cookie lookie even took me a polaroid
[ Chorus ]
Hello Lyrics
CD: Eminem - Relapse
Producer: Dr Dre
Last Edited: 18 Jul 2009
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[ Intro ]
Hello... Allow me to introduce myself... My name is, Shady.
It's so nice to meet you...It's been a long time... Sorry I've been away so long...
My name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you
[ Verse 1 ]
You see that chick in the gym, checkin' me out
Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth
I lose a pill, and I'm wrecklessly reckin' the house
That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now
There's the neckless I lost, clingin' to Stephanie's blouse
Man I should check to see if my mom left any out
Nope, guess I'll re-route
Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch
Oh, jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth
Down the hatch, and the feelin' you can't match it
I rat-tat-tap on your door with the damn ratchet
Att-ack-tack-tacking a whore with the damn hatchet
A napsack pack with like 40sumn Xanax's
Shorty come back, I'm tryna score me some lap dances
I'm bout to relapse, so baby pour me some Jack Daniels
Forumla 44D and 40's with bad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch, I'm back atcha
[ Chorus ]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And are you menstruating baby, my lil' friends waitin' to say Hello
The way your titties are wiggling and your booties shakin' like jello
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
[ Verse 2 ]
Yeah, My equilibrium's off, must be the lithium
I don't need to buy any drugs, man people gimmie um
It just becomes everyday, extra curriculum
No reason inparticular, it was strictly fun
a 5th of rum and 2 bottles of 151
51 people asleep in my damn living room
Excuse me hun, but what is your name, Vivienne?
I woke up next to ya naked and err, did we um
Of course we did, but didn't I strap a jimmy hun?
I'm looking for the torn rapper but there don't seem to be one
No offense baby girl, I don't mean any harm
But disease is something I'm tryna keep my penis free from
I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run
Like Speedy Gonzales, see if I see anyone
Who might have a couple of 3's I'm fiendin' for some
My head is pounding to the beat of the drum
[ Chorus ]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And do ya happen to have anything on ya to make my mood mellow?
Some are opal and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
[ Verse 3 ]
Oh, those were the days, they certainly were
It's hurtin' me to know that I'll be closin' that curtain for good
Word, word, word, word, word, word, word
I second that and a third, rushed to emergency surgery
To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased
He's no longer getting them free, 100 bucks for these Percodans
Plus it's getting to be where he lustfully searched the den
Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurting him
Tirelessly on the phone trying to russle up, muscle relaxants
For his back, and a couple of Pax's, now he's doubling backwards
And he's stumbling back, slipped and fell, hit his back bone
Heard something go crack, Now he's up in the bathroom
Like he's busting a nap, almost ended it that soon
Because of the fact, I'm just busting my own chops
While I'm busting a rap, resuscitated and rejuved, so **** it I'm back
[ Chorus ]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And do ya happen to have anything on ya to make my mood mellow?
Some are opal and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
[ Outro ]
And so I'm sayin' Hello... Allow me to introduce myself... My name is, Shady.
It's so nice to meet you...It's been a long time... Sorry I've been away so long...
My name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you
Same Song and Dance Lyrics
CD: Eminem - Relapse
Producer: Dr Dre
Last Edited: 18 Jul 2009
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[ Intro ]
Yo, same song and dance
Damn girl everywhere I go, same song and dance
I like the way you move all over the globe, same song and dance
There's something about it man, same song and dance
In the pale moonlight....
[ Verse 1 ]
I'm looking at you yeah girl you're kinda tooken back by
the whole rapper thing aren't ya?
probably think you'll get slapped so damn hard ya
wont even be able stand up straight aren't ya?
a couple rape charges people think you're a monster
the police constantly buggin you non-stop
i walk up on you, well hello tonya!
i think you got your ??? button inside your car stuck
you outta gas, do you got a flat?
i would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat
i got your back, why dont you put your laundry basket in the back?
and sit up front, im not asking, its a trap
you just got jacked and bodysnatched and it's a wrap
in broad day - no masks for this attack
i heard them say exact opposites attract
if that's fact it'll take taskforce to get you back
[ Chorus ]
Yeah baby do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass
You ain't ever gonna break that glass, the windshield's too strong for you
I said yeah baby sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got, give it your all, look at you ball, why you crying to me?
Same song and dance
[ Verse 2 ]
The first victim i had, she was a big one
big movie star, party girl, big fun
she was the girl the media always picked on
in and out of rehab every 4-6 months
she was always known for little pranks and slick stunts
on nickelodeon flashed to little kids once
what an event it was, i was sitting in front
i was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns
seen her backstage, now here's where i come in son
look her she comes i'd better put out the big guns
"hello lindsay you're looking a little thin, hun'
how about a ride to rehab? get in cunt!
starting off on the wrong foot is what i didn't want
girl im just kidding let me start over again, hun
see what i meant was we should have a little intervention
come with me to brighton, let me relieve your tension
you little wencher, murder wasn't my intention
if i wanted to kill you it would have already been done
slowly she gets in and i begin to lynch her with 66 inches of extension chord
[ Chorus ]
Yeah baby do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass
You ain't ever gonna break that glass, the windshield's too strong for you
I said yeah baby sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got, give it your all, look at you ball, why you crying to me?
Same song and dance.
[ Verse 3 ]
My second victim was even bigger than the first
pop star, icon, the whole works
she played a little schoolgirl when she first
burst upon the scene and seen the world was hers
she twirls and turns and flirts and skirts so bad it hurts
it irked me and made me mad at first
i lashed out in my songs
but what was really going on was that i had developed a crush, i just didn't know how to tell it to her
should i cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
send her pictures of my collections of skeletons or
footage of me impaling myself on an elephant's tusk?
we'll settle this once and for all, ima tell her at dusk
tonight, tonight its the night, and tell her i must
creep upto her mansion in stilhettos and just
climb the gate and ring the bell, like "hello my love"
i just picked your prescription for ceriquill up
now would you like to share a pill or two with me?
i'll share my valium with you cos im feeling you britney
i'll trade you a blue one for a pink one ever since at schoolgirl juvenile delinquent
i've been feeling you ooh ooh girl you sexy little girl
you hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value
come on toots give me the valium, i'll slamdunk it in your mouth till you puke
and just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup
im about to make a new outfit outta you
a new outfit? shit i'll make a new suit outta your shoe
now show me how you move girl, do how you do
[ Chorus ]
[ Outro ]
Same kicking and screaming same crying and sobbing same song and dance
Same yelling and bleeding same begging and pleading same song and dance
We Made You Lyrics
CD: Eminem - Relapse
Producer: Dr Dre
Last Edited: 10 May 2009
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[ Intro ]
Guess who?
Did you miss me?
Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!
[ Chorus ]
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
You're a... rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Playa, who can really blame you? (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
[ Verse 1 ]
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantac for antacid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man!
She stomped him just because he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutius maximus again
Sqeeze it, then squish it, then pass it to a friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
Yes, he can, can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten
I know you want me, girl, in fact, I see a grin.
Now come in girl.
[ Chorus ]
[ Verse 2 ]
The enforcer looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Porsha, but what's Ellen Degeneress, have that i don't
Are ya tellin me tenderness
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentlemen
Gimme my ventolin inhaler and two xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, baby say hello to my little friend
Brit, forget K-Fed, let's cut off the middle men
Forget him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl, pay the middle attention
and little did I mention, that Jennifer's in
Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench
Man, I swear them other guys, you give 'em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim
[ Chorus ]
[ Bridge ]
And that's why, my love you'll never live without
I know you want me girl 'cause I can see you checkin me out
And baby, you know you know you want me too
Don't try to deny it baby I'm the only one for you
[ Verse 3 ]
Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an alphalpha
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
you think thats bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don't mean to mess with ya gal but
Jessica Alba put her breast in my mouth bro
Wowzers I just made a mess in my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressin like elvis
Lord, help us, he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Lookin like someone shrinked his outfit I think he' bout to flip
Jessica rest assured Superman's here to rescue you
Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
Matter of fact, bake me a birthday cake
With a sawblade in it to make my jail break
Baby i think you just met your soulmate
Now break it down girl
[ Chorus ]
[ Outro ]
So baby, baby, get down down down x10
oh Amy, rehab never looked so good
I can't wait, i'm going back haha
WOO
Dr. Dre, 2020
Yeah
Medicine Ball Lyrics
CD: Eminem - Relapse
Producer: Dr Dre
Last Edited: 18 Jul 2009
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[ Intro ]
Oh my goodness, What have I done?
Oh no, I can't believe it
It's like I've got the whole world in my palm
And I'm ready to drop bombs
[ Verse 1 ]
Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca Rebecca
It's the village in New York right next to the Tribeca
It's my sector, homosexual disector, come again, rewind selecta
I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy Hector
So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya
Hannibal Lector and a guy sex and I bet ya
I tantlize you and in less than 5 seconds I get ya
They say once bitten, and twice shy
Well I'm next to the guy with nine ecstacy pills and 5 extra
Boxes of ripped condoms in quantities, why yes sir
I took the rest of the lunesta pills from my dresser
It's my kinda vibe, what else should I try Lester
Drop kicked the bitch before her second trimester
Performed a home abortion with dexter then I guess I
Dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her
[ Chorus ]
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it, and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in
I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it, and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball friends
[ Verse 2]
All my westside bitches throw it up
Put a baloon inside your *****, queef and blow it up
Man I think that he just fell off the teet and show enough
So you better change the station to keep from throwin' up
Man you've seen it all before, you're all too familiar with it
There's a penis on the floor and two balls, so you know who did it
You know you're with it girl, don't front, oh no you didn't
I won't rape all the pussycat dolls, Nicole you kidding
I pee on Rihanna see man I do what I wanna
Spray perfume in the sauna room, crazy glueing Madonna to
The lazy boy sofa fold her in two, then sit on her
Imagine the visual for that man, who woulda thought I
Could ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his vengeance
But the chick's so old, she looks like she out lived a life sentence
I never meant this, rhyme to be so offensive
If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be, you're so sensitive
[ Chorus ]
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it, and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in
I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it, and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball friends
[ Verse 3 ]
Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand
Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quick sand
Here, you need a hand big man, grab hold of this branch
With both hands, man they don't understand, I'm just a sick man
Now everybody's pissed at me
Like it's my fault this name rhymes with so many different words, Jeez!
So one last time Mr. Christoper Reeves
Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse please!
"Eminem, I'm coming to kill you, always hated you and I still do
You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume
Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you
You're taking this shit too far, who do you think you are?
Hang my suit up in the armior
Everyday I hate you more and more, throw down the cardboard
Let's breakdance if you think you're hardcore"
[ Chorus ]
Stay Wide Awake Lyrics
CD: Eminem - Relapse
Producer: Dr Dre
Last Edited: 18 Jul 2009
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[ Intro ]
Yeah, yeah,
Follow me, follow me
Come with me to the dark side of the force
No man would boldly go to this place
The devil only knows of this world
So dark and oh so cold, it's oh so cold, oh so cold oh!
[ Chorus ]
[ Verse 1 ]
Fe fi fo fum
I think I smell the scent of a placenta
I enter Central Park it's dark it's winter in December
I see my target with my car and park it and approach a tender
Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her
Sit down beside her like a spider hi there girl you mighta
Heard of me before see whore you're the kinda girl that I'd
Assault and rape and figure why not try to make your ***** wider
**** you with an umbrella then open it up while the shit's inside ya
I'm the kind of guy that's mild but I might flip and get a little bit wilder
Impregnate a lesbian girl now lets see ya have triplets and I'll
Disintegrate them babies as soon as that out her with formalda-
Hide and cyanide girl you can try and hide you can try to scream louder
No need for no gun powder that only takes all the fun outta
Murderin' I'd rather go vrim! vrim! and now you see just how the
**** I do just what I do when I cut right through your scalp, uh
Shit wait a minute I mean skull my knife seems dull
Pull another one out, Uh!
[ Chorus ]
[ Verse 2 ]
So dark and so cold my friends don't know this other side of me
There's a monster inside of me it's quite ugly and it frightens me
But they can't see what I can see there's a vacancy in my tummy
It's makin' me play hide n' seek like Jason I'm so hungry
She's naked see no privacy but I can see she wants me
So patient see I try to be but gee why does she taunt me
Pulls the drapes and she goes right to sleep
And I creep right through the front see
So blatantly but silently cause I know that she's sound asleep
Who's wakin' me so violently and why is he on top of me
He's rapin' me she try's to scream somebody please get him off me
He's tapin' me he's biting me he's laughing likes it's funny
She's scrapin' me she's fightin' me she's scratching like some dumb freak
Escapin' me no dice ya see I might just be Ted Bundy
Or Satan gee what a sight to see I'm dancing in my red panties
I'm crazy but it's alright with me man life can be so empty
Stay away from me cause I'm dancing to quite a different drum beat
[ Chorus ]
[ Verse 3 ]
Better try to stay wide awake or you might be found dead by the lake
Soon as you lay me down to sleep bitch your soul I'm a try to take
Pray for light today right away why do they try to fight today
I must make them pay twice as much might as well put the knife away
Now I use power tools how 'bout now are you in the shower
Scour you for 6 hours till outage of power outlets
How did ya figure out I was down in your basement now ya
Must of just heard the sound of my stomach growlin' from down there
Power there's no one fouler bound ya the tub they found ya
Face down in the tub I drown you with piles of downers around ya
Such nostalgia and power such prowess look how you cower
Jumped out on you now like I was a Jawa from ******' Star Wars
Jabba the Hut be di bye bye, be di bye bye it's time to die die
Ought to not even bother to scream it don't even matter
Amazing when grazing skin with these razor blades he waves at ya
Not your everyday Damien bathe me in holy water
Melting like Son of Sam so please understand there's no gun in hand
Where's the thrill in a hunt there's no fun in that here I come with axe
Once I act like lumberjack when I'm hackin' him up with that
What was that dial nine one one someone's comin' in from the back
[ Chorus ]
Old Times Sake Lyrics
CD: Eminem - Relapse
Producer: Dr Dre
Last Edited: 18 Jul 2009
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[ Intro ]
Good evening,
This is your ******* captain speaking.
We will soon be reaching an altitude of four million and a half feet
That’s eight million miles in the sky.
Please, undo your seatbelt for takeoff.
You are now free to smoke about the cabin
[ Verse 1 ] [ Dr Dre ]
I’m Dre from back in the day from,
NWA from black and the gray from,
Choking a bitch to smacking her face from
Stacking up bodies to, Racking their kegs up
From racking a bitch to, stacking them crates up
I’m still hungry and I’m back with a tapeworm
And what was happenin' in rap entertainment
Me and Shady far for competition, faggot there ain’t none
[ Verse 1 ] [ Eminem ]
Speak of the devil
It’s attack of the Rainman
Chainsaw in hand, blood stain on my apron
Soon as the blade spun run, they run away from
Who wanna play dungeon? No one is safe from.
In search of a brain surgeon, a great one.
Wait, it ain’t funny man it’s urgent, I need one.
Two boxes of detergent and a paint gun, and an emergency squirt gun to spray A-1.
[ Chorus ]
So one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (You are now smokin' with the best, best)
I said one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (You are now smokin' with the best, best)
[ Verse 1 ] [ Eminem ]
Smoke signal in the sky like verizon wireless
A nice environment, suprise entirely
hypnotized by the sound I surround the hydrant
Takin' lives of firemen, say goodbye here I am again
Naked wives and vicodin
Before I begin to get to so high pussyboy I could spin
Vin vin **** the handle, I fly off the hinge
Let that boy off the bench coach, and throw it to him
There he goes in his trenchcoat, no clothes again
Baby make us some french toast and show us some skin
I show you every inch grows in my foreskin
Show me nipple, I pinch both and throw up a ten
Now you know it's a sin to tease, blow us again
The sorceror of intercourse, if it's forced it's him
Don't fight the feelin' if you're feeling the force within
Now when you wake up in the mornin' next to the porcelain
[ Chorus ]
[ Verse 2 ] [ Dr Dre ]
Now where’s there’s smoke, there’s fire
Where there’s fire, there’s flames
Where’s there’s flames, there’s chronic
Either you high or you ain’t
I got no time for no games
[ Verse 2 ] [ Eminem ]
Nah, uh he ain’t playing
He’s gonna get the AK and aim it right at your brain
I’m slightly insane; Vodka and Creatine
Hypnotique and Red Bull, It’s an incredible energy drink
And it’s given me wings, I believe I can fly
While I pee on a girl; You won't catch me CSI
It’s as easy as pie, and as simple as cake
Dre, get on the mic and make them dribble and shake
[ Verse 3 ] [ Dr Dre ]
Now put your smoke up in the air
And raise your Henny and Coke
And if you really wanna get fucked up, just let me know
We can smoke till there’s no more lighter fluid to do it
Lets get into it, you smoking with the triedest and truest
I got the Midas touch when it comes to rolling shit up
You motherfuckers ain’t smoking, you just holding shit up
Now here we go, let’s get up, get down, hold up a blunt
I smoke the kinda stuff that make the records go number one
Cuz if at first you don’t succeed, won’t hurt to smoke some weed
Now them words are just a little more personal for me
Seeing as how I blew up off of puffing them trees
[ Verse 3 ] [ Eminem ]
Well smoke enough for me, **** yeah, light it up Cheech!
Come on, smoke me out, cuz, give me contact buzz
Get me on track, they love me when I’m on that stuff.
This earth calling Shady, man come on back
Man we’re losing him; he won’t even respond back
Now look at all the pretty women in here (Damn bitches)
Dre, it’s hot, I think we better go check on their temperatures
I give them the thermometer you get the bandages
Now baby just bend over, this won’t hurt a damn bit just
[ Chorus ]
Must be The Ganja Lyrics
CD: Eminem - Relapse
Producer: Dr Dre
Last Edited: 18 Jul 2009
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[ Verse 1 ]
Ok here we go, do-re-mi-fa-so, I'm so la-di-da so
Lyrical rise flow, give back the tobasco
You mother fuckers musta not know the tic tac songs
Time to show you the mo kick ass flow in the cosmos
Picasso with a pick axe a sick asshole
She tac toe frozen six pack with exacto
Knives, strangling wives with pig lasso
Few bags of the the grass, zig zags, im with the doc so
You know how that go, skull and the crossbones
This is poison, the boys and girls who do not know
You do not want to try this at home my novato
This is niether the time or the place to get macho
So crack a six pack, sit back with some nachos
Maybe some popcorn, and watch the show and just rock slow
It's not what you expected, tho what you thought though
Bout time to you wake the **** up smell the pot smoke
[ Chorus ] x2
It must be the ganja
It's the marijuana
What's screeping upon me while I'm so high
Maybe it's the hindi that has gotten in me
Whatever's gotten into me I don't mind
[ Verse 2 ]
Your dreams of getting the pill, you are literally getting the drill
Spitting at will, me and Dre have just finished splitting a pill
You're submitting to skill, sitting still, I'm admitting, I'm beginning to feel
Like I don't think anyone's real
Faced with a dilemma, I can be Dali Llama and become a bin gramma a step beyond a Jeffrey Dahmer
Please don't upset me mama, you lookin sexy mama
Don't know if this the lala or the rum and pepsi mama
Don't want to end up inside my refrigerator freezer
Be used as extra topping the next time I make a pizza
How many people you know can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row
Put em in chronological order beginning with Jack the Ripper
Name the time and place from the body the bag the zipper
Location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped
The trunk that they were stuffed in, the model the make the plate
And which motel which lake they found her in
And how they attacked the victim
Say which murder weapon was used to do what and which one
Which night it was done, what kid would write there was none
So sloppy like this it's fun, the ****** ecstasy goes
[ Chorus ] x2
It must be the ganja
It's the marijuana
What's screeping upon me while I'm so high
Maybe it's the hindi that has gotten in me
Whatever's gotten into me I don't mind
[ Verse 3 ]
When I'm behind a mic dynamite is what its kinda like
Get stuck with that same stick that you're trying to light
Behind the boards is Dre, legends are made this way
Isn't it safe to say, this is the way it should be?
Maybe you need some lyric syrup sign for your symptoms
Heres a dosage of the antidote now you give him some,
He can give her some, she can give him some
Get behind a lynn drum, make up a beat and kill the sucka syndrome
You're spitting drama when it comes to lyrics and penance I'm
Starting from scratch and then ending up at the end ending up
Capable of bringing a bullets a still unbelievable bullets a
Titanium brain that's full of, surprises
When the smoke rises right before your very own eyes
You stare into your stereos eyes
Good evening, this ain't even a weed thing,
I didn't even smoke anything , I didn't even drink anything
[ Chorus ]
Deja Vu Lyrics
CD: Eminem - Relapse
Producer: Dr Dre
Last Edited: 18 Jul 2009
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[ Verse 1 ]
As I fall deeper into a manic state
I'm a prime canidate for the gene to recieve the drug addict traits
Blood pressure climbs at a dramatic rate
I seem to gravitate to the bottle of night quil then I salivate
Start off with the night quil like I think I'll just have a taste
Couple sips of that then I gradually graduate
Too a harder perscription drug called valium like ya that's great
I go to take just one and I end up like having eight
Now I need something in my stomach cause I haven't ate
Maybe I'll grab a plate of nachos and I'll have a steak
And you'd think with all I have at stake
Look at my daughters face...
Mommy somethings is wrong with dad I think
He's acting weird again he's really begining to scare me
Won't shave his beard again and he pretends he doesn't hear me
And all he does is eat dorritos and cheetos
And he just fell asleep in his car eating three musketeers in the rear seat
[ Chorus ]
Sometimes I feel so alone,
I just don't know, feels like I been down this road before,
So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me,
Soon as I go home and close the door,
Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place I do,
But I can't and I won't say I tried but I know that's a lie cause I don't
And why I just don't know...
[ Verse 2 ]
Maybe just a nice cold brew what's a beer
That's the devil in my ear I been sober a ****** year
And that ****** still talks to me he is all I can ****** hear
Marshall come on we'll watch the game it's the cowboys and buccaneers
And maybe if I just drink half I'll be halfed buzzed for half of the time
Who's that mastermind behind that little line
With that kind of rational man I got half a mind
Too have another half of glass of wine sound acinine
Ya I know
But I never had no problem with alcohol
Ouch look out for the wall aim for the couch I'm about to fall
I missed the couch and down I go looking like a bouncing ball
Shit must have knocked me out cause I ain't feel the ground at all
Wow what the **** happend last night where am I
Man **** am I hungover and god damn I got a head ache
Shit half a vicodin why can't I?
"All systems ready for take off please stand by"
[ Chorus ]
[ Verse 3 ]
So I take a vicodin splash it hits my stomach and ahh
A couple weeks go by it ain't even like I'm getting high
Now I need it just not to feel sick ya I'm getting by
Wouldn't even be taking this shit if deshaun didn't die
Oh ya there's an excuse you lose proof so you use
There's new rules it's cool if it's helpin you to get through
It's twelve noon ain't no harm in self inducing a snooze
What else is new **** it what would elvis do in your shoes
Now here I am 3 months later full blown relapse
Just get high untill the kids get home from two homes relax
And since I'm convinced that I'm in-somniac
I need these pills to be able to sleep so I take 3 naps
Just to be able to function throughout the day let's see
That's an ambian each nap how many valium 3
And that will average out to about one good hours sleep
Ok so now you see the reason how come he
Has taken 4 years just too put out an album b
See me and you we almost had the same outcome he
Cause that christmas you know the nomonia thing
It was bolognya was it the methadone ya think
Or the hydrocodone you hide inside your pornos
Your vcr tape cases with you ambian cr great places to hide ain't it
So you can lie to hailie I'm going beddy bye whitney baby good night elaina
Go in the room and shut the bedroom door and wake up in ambulance
They said they found me on the bathroom floor
[ Chorus ]
Beautiful Lyrics
CD: Eminem - Relapse
Producer: Eminem
Last Edited: 25 Jul 2009
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[ Intro ]
Lately I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everybody has a private world
Where they can be alone
Are you calling me?
Are you trying to get through?
Are you reaching out for me?
I'm reaching out for you....
[ Verse 1 ]
I'm just so ****** depressed, I just can't seem to get out this slump
If I could just get over this hump, but I need something to pull me out this dump
I took my bruises, took my lumps, fell down and I got right back up
But I need that spark to get psyched back up, in order for me to pick the mic back up
I don't know how or why or when I ended up in this position I'm in
I'm startin to feel distant again, so I decided just to pick this pen
Up and try to make an attempt to vent but I just can't admit or come to grips
With the fact that I may be done with rap, I need a new outlet
And I know some shit so hard to swallow, but I just can't sit back and wallow
In my own sorrow, but I know one fact, I'll be one tough act to follow
One tough act to follow
I'll be one tough act to follow
Here today, gone tomorrow, but you'd have to walk a thousand miles...
[ Chorus ]
In my shoes, just to see, what it's like to be me, I'll be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what it'd be like to feel your pain, you feel mine, go inside each others minds
Just to see what we'd find, look at shit through each others eyes
But don't let them say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you
[ Verse 2 ]
I think I'm startin to lose my sense of humor, everythings so tense and gloom, I
Almost feel like I got to check the temperture of the room just as soon as
I walk in, it's like all eyes on me, so I try to avoid any eye contact
Cause if I do that, then it opens the door for coversation, like I want that
I'm not looking for extra attention, I just want to be just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room, maybe just point me to the closest restroom
I don't need no ****** man servant, tryna follow me around and wipe my ass
And laugh at every single joke I crack and half of them aint even funny like
"Ahh, Marshall you're so funny man you should be a comedian, god damn"
Unfortunately I am, I just hide behind the tears of a clown
So why don't you all sit down, listen to the tale I'm about to tell
Hell, we ain't gotta trade our shoes, and you aint gotta walk no thousand miles
[ Chorus ]
[ Verse 3 ]
Nobody asked for life to deal us what these bullshit hands were dealt
We gotta take these cards ourselves, and flip them, don't expect no help
Now I could of either just sat on my ass and pissed and moaned
Or take this situation in which I'm placed, and get up and get my own
I was never the type of kid to wait by the door and pack his bags
Or sat on the porch and hoped and pray for a dad to show up who never did
I just wanted to fit in, in every single place, every school I went
I dreamed of being that cool kid, even if it meant actin stupid
And Aunt Edna was told me, keep makin that face it'll get stuck like that
Meanwhile I'm just standin there holdin my tongue tryna talk like "thissss"
Till I stuck my tongue on that frozen stop sign pole at 8 years old
I learned my lesson then, cause I wasn't tryin to impress my friends no more
But I already told you my whole life story, not just based on my description
Cause where you see it, from where you're sittin, it's probably 110 percent different
I guess we would have to walk a mile in each others shoes at least
What size you wear? I wear 10's, let's see if you could fit your feet...
[ Outro ]
Lately I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everyone has their private world
Where they can be alone
Are you calling me?
Are you trying to get through?
Are you reaching out for me?
I'm reaching out for you....
Yeah, to my babies, stay strong. Dad will be home soon. And to the rest of the world, God gave you them shoes, to fit you, so put them on and wear em. Be yourself man. Be proud of who you are. Even if it sounds corny, don't ever let anyone tell you, you aint beautiful.
Crack A Bottle Lyrics
CD: Eminem - Relapse
Producer: Dr Dre
Last Edited: 18 Jul 2009
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[ Intro ]
Ooww Ladies and gentlemen
The moment you’ve all been waiting for...
In this corner : weighing 175 pounds
with a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders
the undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world - Slim Shady
[ Chorus ]
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
Uh-oh Uh-oh, bitch3s hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
Now where’s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I notice there’s so many of them
and there’s really not that many of us.
And ladies love us, my posse’s kicking up dust.
It’s on till the break of dawn
and we’re starting this party from dusk
[ Verse 1 ]
Back wit Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk
Picture us, you’ll just be another one bit the dust
Just one of my mothers sons who got thrown under the bus
Kiss my butt. Lick the fumunda cheese from under my nuts
It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks
Its a must I redeem my name n haters get mushed.
Bitch3s lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut.
Fist the cup. The lady gave her eighty some paper cut.
Now picture us. Its ridiculous you curse at the thought
Cuz when I spit the verse the sh-t
gets worse then worcestershire sauce
If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time
Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes
Its elementary. The elephants have entered the room.
I venture to say we're the center of attention its true
Not to mention back with a vengeance so here’s the signal
Of the bat symbol. The platinum trio’s back on you hoes.
[ Chorus ]
[ Verse 2 ] [ Dr Dre ]
They see that low rider go by they're, like Oh my!
You ain’t got to tell me why you’re sick cuz I know why.
I dip through in that six trey like sick em Dre.
I’m an itch that they cant scratch, they sick of me.
But hey, what else can I say? I love LA.
Cuz over and above all, its just another day
And this one begins where the last one ends.
Pick up where we left off and get smashed again.
I’ll be dammed, just f*cked around and crashed my Benz.
Driving around with a smashed front end
Lets cash that one in.
Grab another one from out the stable
The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado
The hell if I know.
Do I want leather seats or vinyl?
Decisions, decisions
Garage looks like Precision Collision.
Or Maaco beats quake like Waco
Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though
[ Chorus ]
[ Verse 3 ] [ 50 Cent ]
It’s bottle after bottle
The money ain’t a thang when you party with me
Its what we into its simple
We ball out of control like you wouldn’t believe
I’m the napalm the bomb the don i’m King Kong
Get rolled on wrapped up and reigned on
I’m so calm through Vietnam ring the alarm
Bring the shaun dawn burn marajauan do what you want
Nigga on and on till the break of what
Get the paper man i’m caking you know i don’t give a f*ck
I spend it like it don’t mean nothing
Blow it like its supposed to be blown
Motherf*cker i’m grown
I stunt i style i flash the sh-t
I gets what the f*ck i want so what I trick
Fat ass burgundy bags classy sh-t Jimmy Cho shoes
I say move a bitch move
[ Chorus ]
Underground Lyrics
CD: Eminem - Relapse
Producer: Dr Dre
Last Edited: 18 Jul 2009
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[ Intro ]
A lot of people ask me
Where the **** I've been at the last few years
Shit I don't know, but I do know I'm back now (haha)
[ Chorus ] x2
Here comes the rain and thunder now
No where to run, to run to now
I'll disappear, they'll wonder how
Lookin for me, I'm underground
[ Verse 1 ]
Dre I'm down here under the ground pick me up
Broken tibias, fibias, yeah fix me up
Sixty sluts, all of them dying from asphyxia
After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup
Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of Oxy pads
Enough oxycontin to send a ****** ox to rehab
Whack job in the back in a black stockin cap
Jackin off to a hockey mask at a boxing match
(Can’t say that) yes he can, I just did faggot now guess again
Better text message your next to kin
Tell him shit’s about to get extra messy especially when I flex again
And throw a ****** lesbian in wet cement
Faggoty, faggoty, faggoty raggedy Ann and Andy no raggedy Andy and Andy
No it can’t be it can’t be, yes it can be the ****** anti-christ is back Danny
It’s Satan in black satin panties
This is Amittyville calamity God dammit, insanity pills
Fanny pack filled with Zanny’s
Through every nook and cranny lookin for trannies
Milk and cookies spilled through her silk negligee looky
Razor-ba-lades with me to make you ba-leed
Cases of Maybeline make up lay on the table of weed
Slim Shady, shit sounds like a fable to me
Til he jumps out the ****** toilet while your takin a pee
[ Chorus ] x2
[ Verse 2 ]
Six semen samples seventeen strands of hair
Found in the back of a van after a shoot with Vanity Fair
Hannah Montana prepare to elope with a can opener
And be cut open like cantaloupe and canopy beds
And Glad bags, yeah, glad to be back
Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab
****** doctor I ain’t even understand a damn word he said
I planned to relapse second I walked outta that bitch
Two weeks sobriety I ain’t enlightened
Biting into a ****** Vicodin like I’m a Viking
Oh lightning is striking it might be a ******* sign I need a psychic
Evaluation **** Jason it’s Friday the nineteenth
That means it’s just a regular day
And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly
****** lesbian shouldn’t of had her legs in the way
Now she’s pregnant and gay missing both legs and beggin to stay
[ Verse 3 ]
So for critics, I’m back and I’m coming
To spit it back in abundance
Hit a fag with onions
Then split a bag of Funyons
Mad at me? Understandable
Cannibal, shoot an animal
Out of a cannon and have em catapult at an adult
Captain of a cult with an elite following
To turn Halloween back to a trick or treat Holiday
Have Michael Myers looking like a liar
Swipe his powers
Replace his knife for flowers and a stack of flyers
Hit Jason Forhes with a 40
Stuck a suppository up his ass
And made him tell me a story
Gave Hannibal Lector a ******* nectarine
And sat him in the ******* fruit and vegetable section
And gave him a lecture
Walked up Elm street with a ******* whiffle bat drew
Fought Freddy Kreugar and Edward Scissorhands too
And came out with a little scratch – Ew
Lookin like a got in a ******* pillow fight
With a triple fat goose
Insanity? Can it be vanity?
Where’s the humanity in having a twisted fantasy
With an arm and leg amputee
Straight jacket with a hundred and eight brackets
And a strap that wraps twice around my back
Then they latch it
Cut your ******* head off
And ask where you’re headed off to
Get it? Headed off too?
Medic! This headache’s awful
This anesthetic’s pathetic
So is this diabetic waffle
And this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco
[ Chorus ] x2
Eminem - My Darling
[Verse 1]
If I woulda rap about the crap that's out
That's the route you probably want me to take
Cause you're just dyin' to know what I think
And my take on some other rappers
If I was to say something about Paul Wall, you'd probably crap in your
Pants, cause I'm white, and he's white, so he's like
My competition I mean, right?
Nope, Paul Wall is dope
And so's Bubba, so BLALALALAPFFTTTTT
B-b-b-b-b-but, I don't compete with nobody
I just go hard, do the rope-a-dope Ali
Shuffle, and dance around my opponents, you don't
Sometime's I just play possom, Like I'm asleep that's awesome
I'm like a sleeping Giant, and when I awake I'm like Dre
I just jump from outta nowhere and bite Prey
Sink my teeth in him and fill him, full of poison
And make a noise like snake before I kill him
And let him know that I just don't feel him
And smack him with the backward E, the Eminem emblem
Always thought if you was gonna murder somebody you should face em
Tell em why, look them dead in the eye, then waste em
And the dark shall emerge from the fiery depths of hell
And swallow the shell of the hollow who dwell
And the shadows of all who are willing to sell
Their souls, for this rap game, and it g-g-goes
123, 123, 123, that ain't the hook, now follow me
There's nothing else for me to say, my public adores me
Everybody bores me, they're just so corny
So at night before I sleep, I look in the mirror
The mirror grows lips and it whispers "Come nearer"
[Chorus]
My Darling, I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, And if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, And if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
[Verse 2]
"Shady, I know you're in there, so where? Come here
Talk to me, sit here, pull up a chair
Why don't you gotcha hair? Hahahahaha
Dye it back, come on, try it" AHHHHHHHHH
No, I told you, leave me the **** alone will you?
"But I'm here to rebuild you", But I already killed you!
"But Shady, we were meant for eachother
Think about your mother", yeah so what of her?
"Well think about what she did to you and your little brother
All them foster homes...", **** you motherfucker!
I had you beat "No I was playin' possom, remember?
I let you watch your little girls blossom
I gave you enough time, your souls mine
I'm taking it back", you **** bitch WHY!
"Because I love you, look a little closer
Isn't that us on that poster? haha"
[Chorus]
My Darling, I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
[Verse 3]
"Shady, listen... "SHADY!", you hear that?
They're screaming for you, I can bring your career back"
But I don't want it back! "Yes you do..."
No I don't! "Yes you do, you're gonna regret it later!"
No I won't! "I'ma get Dre on the phone, I'll just call the doctor"
Go ahead, I already talked to, Dre yesterday
"Well I got him on the phone right now!"
You're lying, "yo slim", HOW, WHY NOW!
Whatup Dre? "Check this out Slim, I gotta talk to ya
I don't know, it just seems every since you got off ya
Drugs, you became a lot softer"
But Dre, all Shady is is a bottle of hair bleach and vodka
"Well, just think about it Slim, I'm here
Just hit me back, and let me know what's up"
**** this mirror! AHHHHHHH
"I'm not in the mirror, I'm inside you, let me guide you"
**** you, die you son of a bitch
"Put the gun down", BYE BYE!
Ok I'm still alive, "So am I too!
You can kill a spirit, even if you tried to
Haha, you sold your soul to me, need I remind you?
You remember that night you, prayed to god
You'd give anything to get a record deal, well Dre signed you
This is what you wanted your whole life Marshall, right through
Look at this house, look at these cars, I'm so nice, wooo!
Oh, but you didn't know, fame has a price too
That you're just now seeing the downside to
Lose your best friend from highschool, your wife too
Ain't even sure if your kids like you
Come off tour, can't even sleep at night without Nyquill
Become a valium addict, start a rehab cycle
But together we can break the cycle
Marshall..." WHAT! "no one's gonna love you like I do!"
[Chorus]
My Darling, I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
I said, I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
Eminem - Careful What You Wish For
[Verse 1]
So this is it...
This is what I wished for
Just isn't how I envisioned it
Famed to the point of imprisonment
I just thought the shit'd be different
But something changed
The minute that I got a whiff of it
I started to inhale it
Smell it
Started sniffin' it
And it became my cocaine
I just couldn't quit
I just wanted a little bit
Then it turned me (in) to a monster
I became a hypocrite
Concert after concert
I was raking in the dough
Rolling in green
Had the game hemmed up
Like a sewing machine
But I was losing my freedom
There was no where for me
To not go and be seen
And just go and be me
And there was no in-between
You either loved it or hate it
Every CD critics gave it a 3, then 3
Years later, they'd go back and re-rate it
And call the Slim Shady LP the greatest
The Marshall Mathers was a classic
The Eminem Show was fantastic
But Encore just didn't have the caliber to match it
I guess enough time just ain't passed, yet
A couple more years, that shit'll be ill-matic
And eight years later, I'm still at it
Divorce, re-married
A felon
A father
Sleeping pill addict
And this is real talk
I feel like the Incredible Hulk
My back has been broke, and I can still walk
[Chorus]
So be careful what you wish for
'Cause you just might get it
And if you get it then you just might not know
What to do wit' it, 'cause it might just
Come back on you ten-fold
I said
Be careful what you wish for
'Cause you just might get it
And if you get it then you just might not know
What to do wit' it, 'cause it might just
Come back on you ten-fold
[Verse 2]
I got a letter from a fan, that said
He's been praying for me
Every day and for some reason
It's been weighing on my mind heavy
'Cause I don't read every
Letter I get, but something told me to go ahead and open it, but
Why would someone pray for you when they don't know you?
You didn't pray for me when I was local
And as I lay these vocals
I think of all the shit I had to go through
Just to get to where I'm at
I've already told you at least
A thousand times in these rhymes
I appreciate the prayer, but I've already got
God on my side
And it's been one hell of a ride, hasn't it?
Just watchin' it from an opposite standpoint
Man, boy's got to look
Nuts
And that's the only word I can think of right now
On how
To describe the shit
This is like a vibe you get
Go ahead and bob to it
Just watch what you wish for, 'cause I got the shit
[Chorus]
So be careful what you wish for
'Cause you just might get it
And if you get it then you just might not know
What to do wit' it, 'cause it might just
Come back on you ten-fold
I said
Be careful what you wish for
'Cause you just might get it
And if you get it then you just might not know
What to do wit' it, 'cause it might just
Come back on you ten-fold
__________________
no one ever puts a grasp on the fact i've sacrificed everything I have
I never dreamt i'd get to the level that i'm at, this is whack
This is more than I ever could of asked
everywhere I go, a hat, a sweater hood, or mask
What about math, how come I wasn't ever good at that
It's like the boy in the bubble, who never could adapt, i'm trapped
If I could go back, I never woulda rapped
I sold my soul to the devil, i'll never get it back
I just wanna leave this game with level head intact
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